- book: he took a bite out of the apple
- teacher: now what could the apple represent
- teacher: the red paints a depiction of anger, the boy finally biting into his anger and letting it unleash all the while his innocence is being violated by the teeth of despair and the endless throat that is life and being boiled by the stomach acid of unstoppable death
- book: calm down
Magic trick: Take your age, subtract three, now add three. That’s your age.
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Probably our scariest president was that pyramid with the big eye on top.
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